speeding ticket

> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I
> clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
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> The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
> perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly
> dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
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> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
> wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
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> The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar
> detector went off when it did.'
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> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
> clenched teeth, 'Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
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> The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing
> your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
> The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
> it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my
> back pocket.'
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> The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
> your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
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> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
> turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
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> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband
> always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
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> 'Only when he's been drinking